Here's the bizarre of the week:
3 Year old chosen as a goddess - girls lose goddess status at puberty and rarely marry, suffering a life of hardship post-goddess status, yet her family is honored that she is chosen!
Naked man swims in moat - I would guess that sake was involved.
The bra bandit - you'd think it was a guy!
Monkey Butler - whoever thought this up was clearly trying to escape minimum wage laws.